broom jockey
06-22-2013, 08:22
At IIFF, Long Bien, there was an Officer's mess. Along side that mess hall were the Officer's quarters. At 0500, the Vietnamese KPs showed up. One of their duties was to light the immersion heaters for hot water. These heaters were outside, 30 feet from Officer's quarters. Just prior to the KP's arrival, one of the cooks would splash a little extra gas in the bottom of the heaters. The KP would drip a few drops of gas then throw in a match to light the heaters. Well, with all that gas present, there would be a loud boom and the 4 foot metal chimney would take off like a rocket. Of course this woke up the Officers, who would be pissed, and singed the hair of the KP. KP always got blamed and received instructions on how to light the heaters. That old KP received a lot of instruction. And the Officers had their sleep cut short many times.