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RED
07-01-2017, 04:51
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.

Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born And raised in Mexico ?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senoir, I ask the cooks." He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senoir, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senoir," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that
There are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says, "Senoir, the head cook Manuel, he say there Is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."

Oyaji
07-01-2017, 05:41
Hehehe...

SMOKEY
07-01-2017, 07:28
Good one, Red

1563621
07-02-2017, 03:51
Pass that one along!

Dan Shapiro
07-02-2017, 04:32
LMAO!

JB White
07-03-2017, 06:09
Who makes the jalapeno bagels, and are they kosher? I'll have to ask Rabbi Gonzalez.

aintright
07-04-2017, 08:02
Who makes the jalapeno bagels, and are they kosher? I'll have to ask Rabbi Gonzalez.

Did you just steal REDs post ? :icon_scratch:
Kenneth

Oyaji
07-04-2017, 08:53
Who makes the jalapeno bagels, and are they kosher? I'll have to ask Rabbi Gonzalez.

Los Hermanos Guillermo y Francisco Goldstein Panaderia de Juarez, Mexico

JB White
07-04-2017, 10:00
Did you just steal REDs post ? :icon_scratch:
Kenneth

Yo no robar. Solo digo. :wave:



Los Hermanos Guillermo y Francisco Goldstein Panaderia de Juarez, Mexico

Henche Mexico...y donde benito?

(Si! Atroz es mi Espanol :))

Sandpebble
07-08-2017, 04:44
Yo no robar. Solo digo. :wave:




Henche Mexico...y donde benito?

(Si! Atroz es mi Espanol :))

Su Espanol es mejor que mio

E ... Rojo... su broma es muy bien.... me gusta mucho

JB White
07-09-2017, 04:08
Su Espanol es mejor que mio

E ... Rojo... su broma es muy bien.... me gusta mucho

Solo parabras. Para Espanol...I need escuela! How's that for Spanglish? I never took a formal lesson in my life. Picked up a bit off the street and workplace. Just enough to convey a basic thought. I know I won't go hungry, can find a restroom, and won't have to sleep on the street.

Had to tear your post apart in my mind to translate. Suffice to say I almost got the wrong idea at first. Rojo...very good....like much...see where that was going?