Must Have Been a Valuable Set of Keys

[Oyaji]

Man dies while trying to retrieve keys dropped in storm drain. Perhaps he was trying to be a contender for a Darwin award.

http://www.fresnobee.com/news/local/article167222757.html

[JB White]

20 years old but not old enough to know better. Makes you wonder what they'll do for an Iphone.

[bonnie]

Why mock the guy? I was twenty years old one time many years ago. I was going to live for ever. That's why the army wants young guys. If you get too old you will start to think about it before doing it. They don't want that.

[Oyaji]

What the article doesn't tell you is that the young man purposely removed the manhole cover that was in place for his safety prior to entering the storm drain. Those manhole covers are heavy cast-iron and can only be removed with the use of a tool such as a prybar. You can't fix stupid!

[Oyaji]

Think we also called it a monkey trying to screw a football.

[dryheat]

Think we also called it a monkey trying to screw a football.

I never got that one.

[Sunray]

PHD means Piled Higher and Deeper. snicker. Most PHD's don't know how to do anything. Most go right through university to PHD programs without ever actually working.
20 year olds think they'll live forever. Wonder if one of the crocodiles living in the sewer got the guy.