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Ken The Kanuck
09-11-2017, 08:10
Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck? I mean … maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he'd always known he was truly a female. I'm just wondering if I can get the game warden to buy that bullxxxx, because society and the Supreme Court do.
KTK:icon_scratch:
Duane Hansen
09-11-2017, 08:17
Sounds perfectly logical to me.
Give it a try and let us know how it turns out. Then we'll know how far this silliness has gone. On second thought I'm not sure I really want to know......
Major Tom
09-12-2017, 04:53
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JB White
09-12-2017, 05:00
Ken, I think the buck needs to first declare itself as transgender. Then you can shoot it and claim you weren't gender discriminating. It's a fine line by law. Best bet is to blow a hole through his lungs as he's exiting the ladies room.
I think other animals are much wiser on this particular subject than some humans.
I think other animals are much wiser on this particular subject than some humans.
Well said.
Nam Ranger
09-12-2017, 07:11
About five years ago I shot a buck on my property. As I approached it I noticed he didn't have the heavy build of a buck.
When I spread his legs to gut him out I noticed that he didn't have any visible testicles. When I opened him up there were no testicles inside of him either. He had antlers and a visible penis but no testicles. I don't know which gender he identified with so he was probably confused. True story.
Doesn't Canada have a "don't ask; don't tell" policy?????
Haven't posted in a while, but I never get tired of reading what you share. This one made my laugh out loud :-)
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