I have faults.........

[Dan Shapiro]

And my wife doesn't mind pointing them out..............

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[Vern Humphrey]

I have no faults at all, if you don't count cannibalism and necrophilia.

[free1954]

And my wife doesn't mind pointing them out..............

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ha ha ha

[Vern Humphrey]

My wife says, "You never talk to me."

And I say, "That's not true. We have long conversations about our favorite topic -- my faults and shortcomings."

[S.A. Boggs]

My wife asked me years ago if I had a memory problem. I simply stated that with her remarkable memory for detail why should I try and out guess her. Early in our relationship I learned not to answer her direct questioning. She could put some prosecutors to shame! I might be dumb, but I am not stupid.
Sam