Darwin contender

[barretcreek]

https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/951248017885102085

He'll qualify someday, just not today.

Then there's this pair.

https://nypost.com/2018/01/13/hired-killers-allegedly-targeted-wrong-woman-and-killed-her-anyway/

[dryheat]

The chick in the chair gets up two seconds after he walks in. Nothing like a black kid in a hoody moving stealthily. In a perfect world she could have just shot him on the spot. Barring that, she handles it like a pro. Herds the oblivious woman with the kid out the door. That's a serious door. This is why Asians who immigrate to America hit the deck running while, well.....

[S.A. Boggs]

Wonder what his plea was? I was doing it to pay child support or my college tuition was due?
Sam

[Fred]

I needed money to buy my baby's diapers...

[holdover]

maybe harsh but we would have been better served if the lady just shot and killed him, even after trial, court appointed lawyer, prison time, all at taxpayers expense, he will do something like this again when he gets out of jail..

[Former Cav]

looked like one of barrachs son's if he would have had one!!

[barretcreek]

Read on another link it was the second time he robbed that store, that's why the manager recognized him.