You can't make this stuff up!

[S.A. Boggs]

Local S.O. got a 911 call from a female that her boyfriend won't let her leave and needed a deputy. Upon arriving @ the residence [his mon] he was doing the couples laundry and it was not done. Male advised as soon as the clothes was dry the couple would return home, female was advised not to abuse the 911 with these types of calls.:icon_redface:
Sam

[dave]

You can't make it up, but the way you write it makes no sense at all!

[Allen]

911? Oh, good, I'll have a large vanilla shake, a double cheeseburger and a large order of fries.