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barretcreek
05-05-2018, 03:47
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no".

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it.

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hil."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you"!$#@&!".

The crowd goes absolutely wild.

Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.

He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that; I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first 'pitch'."

JB White
05-05-2018, 04:32
This aint no $hit neither :eusa_liar:...*ahem* I was there and it was a Mets game. After Bill's toss, the team ran up to Hillary and it looked like the team trainer was checking her for serious injuries. All of a sudden he picked her up and threw her back into the stands. The fans and the team began tossing her back and forth and everyone was cheering. Hillary almost got away but Mookie Wilson chased her into centerfield, spun her around like a hammer toss and threw her into the bleachers. That's when the umpire yelled "Play ball!"

Last we saw of her, Shea security was chasing her out of the park. Bill and Mookie took turns buying beers. And that's the way it was.

Allen
05-05-2018, 04:52
Anyone who can throw hillary around is a real "bada$$".

High Plaines Doug r
05-05-2018, 06:21
Anyone who can throw hillary around is a real "bada$$".

Yeah, and I don't think Bill qualifies