Sam: Important information

[barretcreek]

https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-dogs-twitching-in-sleep-are-dreaming-about-1830655798

Sleep well armed.

[JB White]

Jeezzzzz....and I thought they were dreaming about chasing rabbits.

[S.A. Boggs]

That's a good one, I just asked Wolf about her dreams and got this reply. Since Wolf usually sleeps on the left side of me by my hip or foot, she rarely moves. Wolf says she dreams about bacon, yogurt, swiping MY pieces of chicken and her favorite...A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA CHEESE! :banana100::banana100::banana100:
Sam

[Vern Humphrey]

My pit bull, Old Dog Bones says he's dreaming about ripping YOUR face off, Barrett.:evil6:

I told him that's not polite -- but I also told him it isn't polite to steal carrots from the donkeys, and he doesn't listen to that, either.:banana100:

[Mark in Ottawa]

This all sounds like a piece of fiction (to be polite). I have some trouble picturing an old bearded researcher who looks like Freud saying "Now just lie down on my couch Fido and lets discuss the meaning of your dreams".

[gwp]

This all sounds like a piece of fiction (to be polite). I have some trouble picturing an old bearded researcher who looks like Freud saying "Now just lie down on my couch Fido and lets discuss the meaning of your dreams".
The Onion publishes satirical articles.

[JB White]

Does the Onion still publish its "newspapers"? I used to get a kick out of those once in a while.

[dryheat]

My brother would pick up copies of the Nat. Enquirer or Star much to my embarrassment. One day we were at the store and I saw a satirical version of them. He was reading along and about half way through he realized it was fake. I was relieved that he got the joke.

[Former Cav]

yeah right.. these so called psychiatrists etc claim they KNOW what you are thinking.
SOON we will have THOUGHT crimes but only if you are a republican.