Memorable quotes [Archive] - Jouster2 Shooting Forums

Allen

07-23-2019, 04:24

I started a new thread instead of hijacking John's thread "quote of the day" any more than I already have.

"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."

Allen

07-23-2019, 07:27

Deja Vu – When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

Allen

07-24-2019, 06:40

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

Allen

07-24-2019, 11:35

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

S.A. Boggs

07-24-2019, 03:17

Southern Baptist Joke;46311
Sam

Allen

07-24-2019, 04:10

I hope if I ever choke to death on gummy bears people will just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

Allen

07-25-2019, 07:24

I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.

Allen

07-25-2019, 12:09

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Allen

07-25-2019, 04:59

Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Allen

07-26-2019, 05:14

I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

JOHN COOK

07-26-2019, 01:49

I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Allen, take the quote book back to he library..:walk:

john in SC