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Merc
11-10-2019, 01:30
The US Armed Forces have a strong connection to the stars:

The Marines and Army sleep under them.
The Navy navigates by them.
The Air Force judges hotels by them.

How to secure a building:

The Marines blow it up.
The Army builds a fence around it and posts guards.
The Navy turns out all lights and locks the doors.
The Air Force (wait for it) signs a 6 month lease with an option to buy.

Ha!

Happy Veterans Day!

lyman
11-10-2019, 02:04
and for the old folks,


Happy Armistice Day

11th hour
11th day
11th month,,