When advertising........

[Dan Shapiro]

It pays to speak your customer's language.

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[dryheat]

How many deer does Santa have?

[Major Tom]

Oh Deer! Oops, I meant 'Oh Dear'.

[bruce]

Great Idea. Eliminates all the guess work! Sincerely. bruce.

[Sunray]

Santa doesn't have deer. A reindeer is a caribou. This picture of 'em in Finland is pretty funny.
https://www.britannica.com/animal/reindeer
Those "4 deer" freezers look a bit small to me. One butchered deer(about 80 pounds) fills a regular sized refrigerator enough that there's no room for beer.

[tmark]

The freezers are too close together. They should be more STAGgered apart!

[Gun Smoke]

The freezers are too close together. They should be more STAGgered apart!

Still, a smart way to market them. I'm sure there were plenty of customers willing to fork over the DOE and the person in charge of setting them up realized the BUCK stops here.

[tmark]

You are very FAWNEY!

[dryheat]

If you get four deer...there's too many deer.

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Santa doesn't have deer. A reindeer is a caribou. This picture of 'em in Finland is pretty funny.
https://www.britannica.com/animal/reindeer
Those "4 deer" freezers look a bit small to me. One butchered deer(about 80 pounds) fills a regular sized refrigerator enough that there's no room for beer.

Sunray, you know your capacities. I knew Santa's animals weren't really deer. Real deer are way to underweight to pull sleds. Reindeer, now your talking. And they work so hard their noses turn red.