New virus spreading

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The NILE Virus, Type C

We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is already here. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - Type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.

Symptoms: Causes you
1. To send the same message twice.
2. To send a blank message.
3. To send a message to the wrong person.
4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. To forget to attach the attachment.
6. To hit SEND before you've finished.
7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. To SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the C-NILE virus!

And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain ? the D-NILE Virus.

[Merc]

Hey! That explains a lot.

[rayg]

I think I have it I think I have it!

[lyman]

next will be an Apple Variant, and then an Android Variant

[jjrothWA]

Don't forget the fauccii variant, lt linger and strike again & again.

[Major Tom]

And just in time to put into effect mandates and push for mail-in votes in 2022.

[kj47]

I think I have it, what did I just say?

[dogtag]

That calls for another shot - or two, Here's to ya

[Major Tom]

That calls for another shot - or two, Here's to ya

Your wish came true LOL. A fifth booster jab has been approved!

[dryheat]

I wonder if I got all those boosters how great I'd feel?