Things you can't live without

[Allen]

But you'd be better off if you could.

[Major Tom]

Man, can I relate to #1. LOL

[fguffey]

Number 4, horse Manure also works on chapped lips.

F. Guffey

[barretcreek]

#2. Friend's MiL fumbled an egg on the kitchen floor and her son said what comes naturally. Windows were a frosted in July.

[Mark in Ottawa]

Some very funny and apt ones there