Your car is a Government Spy ..

[dogtag]

When you leave it in the garage at night, it's just
waiting until you go to bed before spilling it's guts
to some bureaucrat. That undoubtedly democrat rat
will know about everything you got up to that day
thanks to your traitorous vehicle.
Don't do anything untoward in front of your new
smart television either because that too will be
reported to the behaviour police.
And don't talk in front of your toaster. Just in case.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12505437/cars-spying-sharing-personal-data.html

[Major Tom]

Your cell phone can betray you too. I was talking to a sales person a couple years back using my cell phone. Salesman commented about my office decor!! He/she had never been in my office ever!