It takes an Expert to know how to wash your Armpits ...

[dogtag]

There's an expert on how to blow your nose, there's
another who knows all about how to wipe your bum.
Another tells us how to poop correctly.
The world is swimming with these people which is
lucky for us because we've been doing everything
wrong. They will instruct you on how to strike a match
so that it doesn't set the house afire,how to turn the
TV on and how to turn it off when you go to bed.
The list is endless, but here's the armpit expert:
Heed her well and you'll not smell.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12546081/Cleaning-expert-reveals-washing-ARMPITS-wrong-way-sharing-tips-ensuring-underarms-healthy-hygienic.html

[dryheat]

I wonder if she would go out with me?

[Johnny P]

Ever so often I encounter one in Walmart that apparently never learned how.

[Allen]

The DM constantly runs articles like this. Most all of the "experts" are from Australia. When their origins aren't mentioned you can bet they are from Australia.

There must be absolutely no jobs there so everyone is a self-declared expert advising everyone that everything they've ever done in the past was done wrong, what they are doing now is wrong, and anything they do in the future will be done wrong.