Perks of being over 60

[Allen]

55020

[Major Tom]

Ain't that the truth!

[Mark in Ottawa]

....and if you use a cane (as I do), you have a ready weapon to defend yourself from all those women who find mature, experienced men irresistible.

[Allen]

....and if you use a cane (as I do), you have a ready weapon to defend yourself from all those women who find mature, experienced men irresistible.

They used to make cane rifles and pen guns (looks like an ink pen) but they were eventually outlawed. Now we have to swat the women off.

[lyman]

went to the movies last week and got $1,50 a ticket,,,

w00t