Since many of us are getting up in age I feel it is time that you understand some medical terms.

Tumor: one plus one more

Urine: opposite of you're out.

Artery: study of paintings

Terminal Illness: getting sick at the airport

Dilate: to live a long time

Out-patient: a person who has fainted

Nitrates: cheaper than day rates

Medical staff: a doctor's cane

Recovery room: place to do upholstery

Secretion: hiding something

Fibula: a small lie

Caesarian Section: a neighborhood in Rome.