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    Default For your infomration

    Since many of us are getting up in age I feel it is time that you understand some medical terms.

    Tumor: one plus one more

    Urine: opposite of you're out.

    Artery: study of paintings

    Terminal Illness: getting sick at the airport

    Dilate: to live a long time

    Out-patient: a person who has fainted

    Nitrates: cheaper than day rates

    Medical staff: a doctor's cane

    Recovery room: place to do upholstery

    Secretion: hiding something

    Fibula: a small lie

    Caesarian Section: a neighborhood in Rome.
    Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.
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    Due to the medical profession we suffer in my area I'd say the above information is straight from their medical journals.

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