"Keep a stiff................................what?!"

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Massive Penis Is Mowed Into Lawn At King Charles Coronation Party Venue

Brits are keeping more than a stiff upper lip at a party site for King Charles? coronation.

Pranksters mowed a giant erect penis into the hallowed lawn of Royal Crescent in Bath, where a major celebration is planned, according to outlets.

The 30-foot spectacle was apparent to locals on Thursday morning, two days ahead of the big day, SomersetLive reported. They must have quickly realized it was not a likeness of Charles? scepter.