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  • RED
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 11689

    #1

    Jewish Mexicans???

    Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.

    Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born And raised in Mexico ?"

    Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

    When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

    The waiter says, "I don't know senoir, I ask the cooks." He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senoir, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

    Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

    The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
    "I check once again, senoir," and goes back into the kitchen.

    While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that
    There are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere."

    The waiter returns and says, "Senoir, the head cook Manuel, he say there Is no Mexican Jews."

    "Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

    "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

    "All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
    Last edited by RED; 07-01-2017, 02:54. Reason: SAp.
  • Oyaji
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Oct 2009
    • 4372

    #2
    Hehehe...

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    • SMOKEY
      Very Senior Member - OFC
      • Sep 2009
      • 4524

      #3
      Good one, Red
      Democrat: A person too stupid to know they're a communist.

      If you heard my shot, I wasn't aiming at you.

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      • 1563621
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 1103

        #4
        Pass that one along!

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        • Dan Shapiro
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 5864

          #5
          LMAO!
          "No man's life, liberty, or property is safe, while Congress is in session." Mark Twain

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          • JB White
            Senior Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 13371

            #6
            Who makes the jalapeno bagels, and are they kosher? I'll have to ask Rabbi Gonzalez.
            2016 Chicago Cubs. MLB Champions!


            **Never quite as old as the other old farts**

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            • aintright
              Senior Member
              • Jun 2012
              • 1564

              #7
              Originally posted by JB White
              Who makes the jalapeno bagels, and are they kosher? I'll have to ask Rabbi Gonzalez.
              Did you just steal REDs post ?
              Kenneth

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              • Oyaji
                Very Senior Member - OFC
                • Oct 2009
                • 4372

                #8
                Originally posted by JB White
                Who makes the jalapeno bagels, and are they kosher? I'll have to ask Rabbi Gonzalez.
                Los Hermanos Guillermo y Francisco Goldstein Panaderia de Juarez, Mexico

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                • JB White
                  Senior Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 13371

                  #9
                  Originally posted by aintright
                  Did you just steal REDs post ?
                  Kenneth
                  Yo no robar. Solo digo.


                  Originally posted by Oyaji
                  Los Hermanos Guillermo y Francisco Goldstein Panaderia de Juarez, Mexico
                  Henche Mexico...y donde benito?

                  (Si! Atroz es mi Espanol )
                  2016 Chicago Cubs. MLB Champions!


                  **Never quite as old as the other old farts**

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                  • Sandpebble
                    Senior Member
                    • Mar 2017
                    • 2196

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JB White
                    Yo no robar. Solo digo.




                    Henche Mexico...y donde benito?

                    (Si! Atroz es mi Espanol )
                    Su Espanol es mejor que mio

                    E ... Rojo... su broma es muy bien.... me gusta mucho

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                    • JB White
                      Senior Member
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 13371

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sandpebble
                      Su Espanol es mejor que mio

                      E ... Rojo... su broma es muy bien.... me gusta mucho
                      Solo parabras. Para Espanol...I need escuela! How's that for Spanglish? I never took a formal lesson in my life. Picked up a bit off the street and workplace. Just enough to convey a basic thought. I know I won't go hungry, can find a restroom, and won't have to sleep on the street.

                      Had to tear your post apart in my mind to translate. Suffice to say I almost got the wrong idea at first. Rojo...very good....like much...see where that was going?
                      2016 Chicago Cubs. MLB Champions!


                      **Never quite as old as the other old farts**

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