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  • Ken The Kanuck
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 4094

    #1

    Deer Hunting Question

    Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck? I mean … maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he'd always known he was truly a female. I'm just wondering if I can get the game warden to buy that bullxxxx, because society and the Supreme Court do.

    KTK
  • leftyo

    #2
    its quite possible.

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    • Duane Hansen
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 992

      #3
      Sounds perfectly logical to me.

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      • phil441
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 1697

        #4
        Give it a try and let us know how it turns out. Then we'll know how far this silliness has gone. On second thought I'm not sure I really want to know......

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        • djt20
          Banned
          • Feb 2017
          • 49

          #5
          smart guy.

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          • Major Tom
            Very Senior Member - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 6181

            #6

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            • JB White
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2009
              • 13371

              #7
              Ken, I think the buck needs to first declare itself as transgender. Then you can shoot it and claim you weren't gender discriminating. It's a fine line by law. Best bet is to blow a hole through his lungs as he's exiting the ladies room.
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              • nf1e
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2012
                • 2122

                #8
                I think other animals are much wiser on this particular subject than some humans.

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                • Allen
                  Moderator
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 10583

                  #9
                  Originally posted by nf1e
                  I think other animals are much wiser on this particular subject than some humans.
                  Well said.
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                  • Nam Ranger
                    Junior Member
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 10

                    #10
                    About five years ago I shot a buck on my property. As I approached it I noticed he didn't have the heavy build of a buck.
                    When I spread his legs to gut him out I noticed that he didn't have any visible testicles. When I opened him up there were no testicles inside of him either. He had antlers and a visible penis but no testicles. I don't know which gender he identified with so he was probably confused. True story.

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                    • tmark
                      Senior Member
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 1900

                      #11
                      Doesn't Canada have a "don't ask; don't tell" policy?????

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                      • m1nut
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 120

                        #12
                        Haven't posted in a while, but I never get tired of reading what you share. This one made my laugh out loud :-)

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