Biker joke

[barretcreek]

People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do,
such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon
a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing
and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
“What’s the matter? Asked the Trooper.
"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker.
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you."
The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised. Moments later the bike
started and the rider drove off, waving.
A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the
motorcyclist. It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."

[free1954]

HA HA HA> good one.

[Merc]

Talking dog for sale.

A guy was driving around and sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty "Talking Dog For Sale." The guy stops and goes and rings the door bell. The owner comes out to the door says the dog is in the back yard.

The guy goes around back and sees a nice looking lab retriever sitting there.

"You talk" he asks.

"Yep" the dog replies.

After recovering from the shock, the guy asks "What's your story?"

The lab looks up and says "Well, I discovered I could talk when I was very young. I wanted to help the government so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was their most valuable spy for 8 years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a bunch of medals.

"I got married, had a bunch of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy was amazed. He goes back inside and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"$10" says the owner.

"10? This dog is amazing," says the guy. "Why are you selling him so cheap."

The owner says, "Because he's bullsh*ter. He's never been out of the yard."