How to go full-auto.............

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  • Dan Shapiro
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 5864

    #1

    How to go full-auto.............

    I sure hope the liberals don't see this! They'll lose their freaking minds!

    Be forewarned!

    "No man's life, liberty, or property is safe, while Congress is in session." Mark Twain
  • JB White
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 13371

    #2
    Oh, I can't wait until the anti-gun know-it-alls start spreading that around. They'll try to stop it fast before there are enough "full autos" to tip over an island!
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    • Dan Shapiro
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 5864

      #3
      Exactly! Who can forget this advertisement. One Democratic congressman actually got up on the House floor waving this ad around while denouncing it.......until someone told him it was a spoof!

      "No man's life, liberty, or property is safe, while Congress is in session." Mark Twain

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      • leftyo

        #4
        once ya get past thinking this guys is a f'n idiot, its great. dude is good!! lol

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        • dobek
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 929

          #5
          I have a question -

          Do I have to pull out both thing-a-majigs on the lower ghost or can I just pull out one of the thing-a-majigs?

          Steve

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          • Dan Shapiro
            Senior Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 5864

            #6
            dobek:
            Well if you only pull one thing-a-majig, your rate of fire will only be 10,000 rounds a minute instead of 20,000.
            "No man's life, liberty, or property is safe, while Congress is in session." Mark Twain

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            • AZshooter
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2017
              • 261

              #7
              You just KNOW there's gonna be some dorkwad out there who will yank out the recoil spring & guide, then proceed to imbed the slide in the middle of his face upon first trigger pull.

              Hope the dimbulb media grabs this & runs with it

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              • Dick Hosmer
                Very Senior Member - OFC
                • Aug 2009
                • 5993

                #8
                Originally posted by AZshooter
                You just KNOW there's gonna be some dorkwad out there who will yank out the recoil spring & guide, then proceed to imbed the slide in the middle of his face upon first trigger pull.

                Hope the dimbulb media grabs this & runs with it
                Well, look on the bright side - one less dorkwad!!!

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                • jsaviano
                  Senior Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 383

                  #9
                  Guy otta be locked up.

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                  • bruce
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 3759

                    #10
                    Humor is art. Some people are artless. JMHO. Sincerely. bruce.
                    " Unlike most conservatives, libs have no problem exploiting dead children and dancing on their graves."

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                    • Dick Hosmer
                      Very Senior Member - OFC
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 5993

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jsaviano
                      Guy otta be locked up.
                      You DID realize that was tongue-in-cheek, right?

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                      • RED
                        Very Senior Member - OFC
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 11689

                        #12
                        Hannity did about that same thing yesterday

                        ... I doubt however that he knew he was spoofing us or had been spoofed himself. I never listen to him and have never seen his TV show. My neighbor gave me a lift to the VA and had his radio on in the car. Hannity was talking about Tannerite and said:

                        (Tannerite) is a dangerous high explosive just like napalm. People have been killed and injured with it and it was used as a bomb in an blah, blah, blah, etc., etc.
                        Napalm is an high explosive??? The ones we dropped burst into flames and burned the crap out of anything it touched, but gelled gasoline don't go boom. I have never used Tannerite, but it is an explosive (similar to ANFO) but it is difficult to get it to go kaboom. You can burn it, drop it, or and hit it with a claw hammer (not recommended) and it won't go bang. You have to either shoot it with a high power rifle, or use a detonator or blasting cap. I would think 50 lbs of black powder or White Hots would be a lot more dangerous than 50 lbs of Tannerite.
                        Last edited by RED; 10-06-2017, 09:48.

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                        • Vern Humphrey
                          Administrator - OFC
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 15875

                          #13
                          If you want to turn a semi-auto into a full auto, take your Ruger MKI, II, III or IV and hold it in one hand. Insert the trigger finger of the other hand in the trigger guard and move it in a rapid circular or back-and-forth motion.

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