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And my wife doesn't mind pointing them out..............
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"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe, while Congress is in session." Mark Twain -
I have no faults at all, if you don't count cannibalism and necrophilia. -
My wife says, "You never talk to me."
And I say, "That's not true. We have long conversations about our favorite topic -- my faults and shortcomings."Comment
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My wife asked me years ago if I had a memory problem. I simply stated that with her remarkable memory for detail why should I try and out guess her. Early in our relationship I learned not to answer her direct questioning. She could put some prosecutors to shame! I might be dumb, but I am not stupid.
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