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[Vern Humphrey]

I like the ads I get from AARP. They make fairly good toilet paper, but they don't flush very well -- but that's okay, they come with a stamped, self-addressed envelope.

[Allen]

I like the ads I get from AARP. They make fairly good toilet paper, but they don't flush very well -- but that's okay, they come with a stamped, self-addressed envelope.

Years ago I signed up with AARP to get an additional $500 new car purchase discount. I later found out how liberal this organization is--they were also a strong supporter of obamacare. I have not contributed to them since, they won't let you un-subscribe and I still get their propaganda thru the mail. My wife tears up the ads and we mail them back in the SSA envelopes they provide. They don't seem to be bright enough to get the message. You will probably have a life long supply of toilet paper.

[JB White]

Years ago I signed up with AARP to get an additional $500 new car purchase discount. I later found out how liberal this organization is--they were also a strong supporter of obamacare. I have not contributed to them since, they won't let you un-subscribe and I still get their propaganda thru the mail. My wife tears up the ads and we mail them back in the SSA envelopes they provide. They don't seem to be bright enough to get the message. You will probably have a life long supply of toilet paper.

Through an organization I belong to, we all got a free AARP membership as a courtesy for one year. I expressed myself rather sternly to those at the helm for giving away my private info that I entrusted them with. Six years later, without ever paying a renewal I still get the mailings and a new membership card every year. I reckon that's AARP's way of maintaining a high membership count for lobbying purposes.