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  • tmark
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 1900

    #1

    JOTD

    Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table????????

    Give up? Sir Cumference!!!!!!!!

    I know! Don't give up my day job!!!!
  • free1954
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 1165

    #2
    and who was the clumsiest knight at the table with an eating knife? SIR Cumcision.
    the first knight around the world? SIR cumnavigate.

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    • Vern Humphrey
      Administrator - OFC
      • Aug 2009
      • 15875

      #3
      And what is the motto of the Knights of the Round Table? Never rescue a maiden who owns a dragon ranch.

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      • Former Cav
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        you should be on a stage "the next one out of town" !!

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        • free1954
          Senior Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 1165

          #5
          [QUOTE=tmark;523401]Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table????????

          Sir Cumference!!!!!!!!

          he got that way from eating too much pi.
          he was seated next to that know it all SIR tan.

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          • tmark
            Senior Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 1900

            #6
            I sure walked into that one......great comebacks!

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            • blackhawknj
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2011
              • 3754

              #7
              Who was the most confident Knight of the Round Table ? Sir Tain.
              The one who assumed the most ? Sir Mise.

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