$500.00 for a cocktail ?

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  • Ken The Kanuck
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 4094

    #1

    $500.00 for a cocktail ?

    How much would it cost to get drunk?

    KTK

    Nick Griffiths had three of his toes amputated this week, two months after they were irreparably injured by severe frostbite in Yukon.
  • Sunray
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 3251

    #2
    Nothing else to do in The Yukon but drink. And it's $500 for the toe he swallowed. Somebody else's toe. You'd have to be drunk to start.
    Spelling and grammar count!

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    • Vern Humphrey
      Administrator - OFC
      • Aug 2009
      • 15875

      #3
      drinking that could cause toeburculosis.

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      • dryheat
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 10587

        #4
        That's "jackass" stuff. Losing a big to is serious. It really makes walking difficult(that's what I've read).
        If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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        • Mark in Ottawa
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 1744

          #5
          I know that things in Yukon are expensive but I didn't think that getting a drink was going to cost an arm and a leg (sorry, I just couldn't resist)

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          • Vern Humphrey
            Administrator - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 15875

            #6
            Imagine if he had had Arctic Willie. *






            * Arctic Willie is frostbite of a different part of the anatomy.

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            • Ken The Kanuck
              Very Senior Member - OFC
              • Aug 2009
              • 4094

              #7
              Probably be a big seller in gay bars and at political get togethers.

              KTK

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              • TomSudz
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 3676

                #8
                Whatdaya get if you order three fingers of whiskey?
                I dream of a better world. One where chickens may cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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