A bit of fake news (maybe)

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  • Ken The Kanuck
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 4094

    #1

    A bit of fake news (maybe)

    A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

    After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

    But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

    Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
    He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

    He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'


    You be the judge

    KTK
  • S.A. Boggs
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 8568

    #2
    Originally posted by Ken The Kanuck
    A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

    After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

    But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

    Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
    He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

    He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'


    You be the judge

    KTK
    Good one!
    Sam

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    • clintonhater
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 5220

      #3
      Silly waste of my time.

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      • 1563621
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 1103

        #4
        Good One!!!

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        • Allen
          Moderator
          • Sep 2009
          • 10583

          #5
          In real life that probably wouldn't be fake news.

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          • kj47
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2013
            • 699

            #6
            Good one. He made the right choice.

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            • jmm03
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 178

              #7
              seems a bit unfair to the dog...

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              • jon_norstog
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 3896

                #8
                Dat's a good one Ken, but if Hillary laNDEDon MY desert island, well, you know how it goes. Any old port in a storm.

                jn

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                • dryheat
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 10587

                  #9
                  If a case of Lima beans and Hillary wound up on the beach, well, you know how I feel about Lima beans.
                  If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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