In Scotland, really?

[barretcreek]

https://www.scotsman.com/read-this/m...qwZrjibXKmZqg/


Who'd'a believed such a thing.

[free1954]

aye, but a fair lamb she is.

[Vern Humphrey]

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear zippers!

[JB White]

“He’s probably in his room right now stuffing Lego in the hole.

Now that's a Scott mum!

[dcat]

What do you give a Scot who has everything?

Velcro gloves

[Former Cav]

a very sick world we live in.
Many years ago I used to laugh at a bumper sticker I saw.
the bumper sticker read "God is coming back and boy is He pi$$ed"
Now, I accept that at face value!!
the $$ signs are to get the word through the "word traps"