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  • Ken The Kanuck
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 4094

    #1

    My Schlong

    > My Schlong

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    > We were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African black tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the Penis to 24 inches.

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    > Later that evening as I was getting out of the shower, my wife looked at me and said, "How about we try the African String-and-Weight procedure?" I reluctantly agreed and we tied a string and a weight to my penis.

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    > A few days later, my wife asked me, "How is our little Tribal experiment coming along?"

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    > "Well, it looks like we're about halfway there," I replied.

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    > "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?”

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    > "No, it's turned black."
  • 7.62match
    Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 55

    #2
    Ken LOL you made my morning.

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    • bdm
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 613

      #3
      That was funny the punch line was the best

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      • Dan Shapiro
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 5864

        #4
        LMAO!
        "No man's life, liberty, or property is safe, while Congress is in session." Mark Twain

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        • Clark Howard
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 2105

          #5
          Where have you been hiding, Ken? I hope the Stooges haven't got you down. Regards, Clark

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          • Ken The Kanuck
            Very Senior Member - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 4094

            #6
            Originally posted by Clark Howard
            Where have you been hiding, Ken? I hope the Stooges haven't got you down. Regards, Clark
            Hi Clark,

            Unfortunately you are some what correct, I have long enjoyed this site with the great guys who post here. It is fun and informative, life is too short for become embroiled in the endless pissing matches. I often read but have decided to reduce my posting in fear that someone will want to pick a fight over what I write. But what could possibly be wrong with posting instructions on how to increase your manhood to 24"?

            There is still much pleasure to be had from reading and interacting with those who enjoy life, thanks to all here who provide that pleasure.

            Also I would like to wish all who visit here and enable us to visit this fine forum a very Merry Christmas and I hope that 2019 is the best year to date to you.

            KTK
            Last edited by Ken The Kanuck; 12-19-2018, 05:19.

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            • Allen
              Moderator
              • Sep 2009
              • 10583

              #7
              Originally posted by Ken The Kanuck
              Merry Christmas and I hope that 2019 is the best year to date to you.
              Right back at you.

              Keep us updated on your Tribal experiment.

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              • togor
                Banned
                • Nov 2009
                • 17610

                #8
                Nice joke, Ken! Funny!

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                • Major Tom
                  Very Senior Member - OFC
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 6181

                  #9
                  I will tell that at our Christmas parties. If I can remember it.

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                  • kj47
                    Senior Member
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 699

                    #10
                    I have to tell that one at the Xmas party. that is a good one.

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