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  • barretcreek
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2013
    • 6065

    #1

    Caught

    The Irish fisherman

    The rain was pouring down.

    There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

    A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?". "Fishing" replied the old man.

    Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.”

    In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a smart ass, cannot resist asking,

    "So how many have you caught today?”

    “You’re the eighth”, replied the old fisherman
  • Clark Howard
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 2105

    #2
    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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    • Mark in Ottawa
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 1744

      #3
      .... and the early worm gets eaten.

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