How to deal with a moose

[lyman]

Best way to deal with an onery moose is to buy him a drink and feed him a line of bs.
A cow can be a bull moose if she recruits a new member into the lodge or chapter. She gets her first drink free until someone else gets the bull title.

Loyal order of Moose. Saving kids from despair and caring for seniors for more than 100 years. God bless Mooseheart!

LOL


my Father (RIP) was a Member of the Loyal Order of Moose,

he joined for one reason, to drink,,,,


he traveled to the valley (Shenandoah) and a few other areas and would sometimes have to stay overnight,
most of the small towns rolled up the sidewalks at 5-6PM, and no bars, not even in the hotel,

so if you wanted a beer or drink of whiskey/whisky, you joined the Moose and went to the closest Lodge

[Former Cav]

a moose was what the Plt Sgt's in So Korea called the local girls who were "business women" back around 1966