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  • Dan Shapiro
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 5864

    #1

    When advertising........

    It pays to speak your customer's language.

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    "No man's life, liberty, or property is safe, while Congress is in session." Mark Twain
  • dryheat
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 10587

    #2
    How many deer does Santa have?
    If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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    • Major Tom
      Very Senior Member - OFC
      • Aug 2009
      • 6181

      #3
      Oh Deer! Oops, I meant 'Oh Dear'.

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      • bruce
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 3759

        #4
        Great Idea. Eliminates all the guess work! Sincerely. bruce.
        " Unlike most conservatives, libs have no problem exploiting dead children and dancing on their graves."

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        • Sunray
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 3251

          #5
          Santa doesn't have deer. A reindeer is a caribou. This picture of 'em in Finland is pretty funny.
          https://www.britannica.com/animal/reindeer
          Those "4 deer" freezers look a bit small to me. One butchered deer(about 80 pounds) fills a regular sized refrigerator enough that there's no room for beer.
          Spelling and grammar count!

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          • tmark
            Senior Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 1900

            #6
            The freezers are too close together. They should be more STAGgered apart!

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            • Gun Smoke
              Banned
              • Sep 2019
              • 1658

              #7
              Originally posted by tmark
              The freezers are too close together. They should be more STAGgered apart!
              Still, a smart way to market them. I'm sure there were plenty of customers willing to fork over the DOE and the person in charge of setting them up realized the BUCK stops here.

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              • tmark
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 1900

                #8
                You are very FAWNEY!

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                • dryheat
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 10587

                  #9
                  If you get four deer...there's too many deer.

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                  Originally posted by Sunray
                  Santa doesn't have deer. A reindeer is a caribou. This picture of 'em in Finland is pretty funny.
                  https://www.britannica.com/animal/reindeer
                  Those "4 deer" freezers look a bit small to me. One butchered deer(about 80 pounds) fills a regular sized refrigerator enough that there's no room for beer.
                  Sunray, you know your capacities. I knew Santa's animals weren't really deer. Real deer are way to underweight to pull sleds. Reindeer, now your talking. And they work so hard their noses turn red.
                  If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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