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  • togor
    Banned
    • Nov 2009
    • 17610

    #1

    Are My Testicles Black?

    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

    "Are - my - test - results - back?"
  • shadycon
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 371

    #2
    Was he a negro?
    Last edited by shadycon; 04-21-2020, 02:04.
    M1a1's-R-FUN!!!!!!!

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    • togor
      Banned
      • Nov 2009
      • 17610

      #3
      I believe not

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      • RED
        Very Senior Member - OFC
        • Aug 2009
        • 11689

        #4
        A totally racist post by a hating mongrel that not only hates America, but African patriots as well. He is a non racist hater... he hates anyone that loves their country.

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        • dryheat
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 10587

          #5
          Originally posted by RED
          A totally racist post by a hating mongrel that not only hates America, but African patriots as well. He is a non racist hater... he hates anyone that loves their country.
          Good one Red. As much as I hate your guts.
          If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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          • lyman
            Administrator - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 11295

            #6
            Originally posted by dryheat
            Good one Red. As much as I hate your guts.
            thought you loved everyone?

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            • dryheat
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 10587

              #7
              Just practicing my Red talk.
              If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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              • lyman
                Administrator - OFC
                • Aug 2009
                • 11295

                #8
                Originally posted by dryheat
                Just practicing my Red talk.
                so you were Twisting and Turning?

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                • togor
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 17610

                  #9
                  FWIW the joke passed to me by a buddy whose wife is a practicing MD. So a little "doctor's humor". Some doctors have complicated lives right now so I can cut them some slack.
                  Last edited by togor; 04-22-2020, 05:55.

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                  • free1954
                    Senior Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 1165

                    #10
                    Originally posted by togor
                    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

                    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

                    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

                    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

                    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

                    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

                    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

                    "Are - my - test - results - back?"
                    that's funny. i had black and blue testicles once. that was not funny.

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                    • Former Cav
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 2241

                      #11
                      wow, I thought it was just a joke.
                      I guess everything is racist these days!!

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                      • lyman
                        Administrator - OFC
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 11295

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Former Cav
                        wow, I thought it was just a joke.
                        I guess everything is racist these days!!
                        Cav,

                        That's racciss,,


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                        • jmm03
                          Senior Member
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 178

                          #13
                          I hope the political correctness gestapo are not on their way to my house because I laughed...

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                          • lyman
                            Administrator - OFC
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 11295

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jmm03
                            I hope the political correctness gestapo are not on their way to my house because I laughed...
                            better hide the dog

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