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  • JOHN COOK
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 711

    #1

    Home owners sign...

    “ If you are planning on breaking in my house tonight,
    Take a minute and get right with Jesus and advise him
    you will be arriving shortly.”....


    John in SC
    “Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.” (Luke 22:36)
  • clintonhater
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2015
    • 5220

    #2
    That sign isn't valid if it isn't also written in Spanish. And lighted.

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    • Vern Humphrey
      Administrator - OFC
      • Aug 2009
      • 15875

      #3
      "If you can read this
      I've got you in my sights."

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      • JOHN COOK
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 711

        #4
        If you are found here tonight , you’ll be found here in the morning !!!
        “Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.” (Luke 22:36)

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        • Vern Humphrey
          Administrator - OFC
          • Aug 2009
          • 15875

          #5
          If you keep ducking and dodging around like that
          I might hit you in the wrong eye.

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          • JOHN COOK
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 711

            #6
            Clintonhater,,
            Not to many Spanish speaking residents in SC, but a lot of Gullah and Geeche. People who speak with this dialect would understand the sign.

            John in sc
            “Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.” (Luke 22:36)

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            • JimF
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2009
              • 1179

              #7
              Here’s mine . . . .

              “This home protected three nights a week by SHOTGUN . . .
              You guess which three!”

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              • tmark
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 1900

                #8
                Three of us will be here to greet you: me, Smith & Wesson!

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                • lyman
                  Administrator - OFC
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 11269

                  #9
                  friend had a small box on the wall by the doorknob, on his porch

                  inside were gen-u-whine toe tags,

                  sign said, please fill out completely including next of kin before entering,

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                  • Vern Humphrey
                    Administrator - OFC
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 15875

                    #10
                    "Please do not annoy the pit bull."

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                    • oscars
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 551

                      #11
                      God how I love this dick swinging by old men!

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                      • RED
                        Very Senior Member - OFC
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 11689

                        #12
                        God how I love this dick swinging by old men!
                        You have to understand they are just repeating signs or trivia. A true American would would never invite trouble. Carrying a Confederate flag is free speech. When you carry one into black neighborhoods it is legal but foolish. That's why I oppose open carry. It is a deliberate provocation and there is no reason other than that. I carry to avoid conflict and to protect me and mine. To flaunt your weapons, is not to support the RTKB, it is an up yours agitation.
                        Last edited by RED; 07-08-2020, 03:19.

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                        • shadycon
                          Senior Member
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 371

                          #13
                          Back to signs;"HEY A**HOLE! THIS AIN'T YOUR f*CKIN' LAND! GO AWAY NOW or we'll mistake you for a large, annoying squirrel."
                          M1a1's-R-FUN!!!!!!!

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                          • Sandpebble
                            Senior Member
                            • Mar 2017
                            • 2196

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RED
                            You have to understand they are just repeating signs or trivia. A true American would would never invite trouble. Carrying a Confederate flag is free speech. When you carry one into black neighborhoods it is legal but foolish. That's why I oppose open carry. It is a deliberate provocation and there is no reason other than that. I carry to avoid conflict and to protect me and mine. To flaunt your weapons, is not to support the RTKB, it is an up yours agitation.
                            This is where Red and I agree on something ....well said Red

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                            • JOHN COOK
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 711

                              #15
                              You have to understand they are just repeating signs or trivia. A true American would would never invite trouble. Carrying a Confederate flag is free speech. When you carry one into black neighborhoods it is legal but foolish. That's why I oppose open carry. It is a deliberate provocation and there is no reason other than that. I carry to avoid conflict and to protect me and mine. To flaunt your weapons, is not to support the RTKB, it is an up yours agitation.
                              Last edited by RED; 07-08-2020 at 07:19.
                              Best post in a long time and very true...

                              john in SC
                              “Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.” (Luke 22:36)

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