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  • JOHN COOK
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 711

    #1

    Pretty Good Joke

    Before he died, Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver .

    "You know," he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"

    The driver said, "No problem. Be my guest!" Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.

    The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.

    The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving.

    He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law, but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."

    The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that."

    The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"

    The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"

    John in SC😇😇😇😇😇😇
    “Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.” (Luke 22:36)
  • kj47
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2013
    • 699

    #2
    Now that is a good one, John.

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    • Gun Smoke
      Banned
      • Sep 2019
      • 1658

      #3
      +1

      In real life you WOULD be temped to look in the back to see who is so important.

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      • S.A. Boggs
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 8568

        #4
        I am taking this to Sunday school this week, excellent one John!
        Sam

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