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  • barretcreek
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2013
    • 6065

    #1

    Newsflash

    Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

    While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

    The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

    When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.

    When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

    Finally Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

    When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply.

    The devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call." (H/T Legally Sufficient)
  • lyman
    Administrator - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 11296

    #2

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    • BudT
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 2508

      #3
      Outstanding
      I DDUW BO'R DIOLCH

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      • jjrothWA
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 1148

        #4
        TOUCHE" [kiss]

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        • oscars
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 551

          #5
          Where did you plagiarize this from?

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          • lyman
            Administrator - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 11296

            #6
            Originally posted by oscars
            Where did you plagiarize this from?
            it's anti trump,, and anti biden, equal time ?

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            • barretcreek
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2013
              • 6065

              #7
              Originally posted by oscars
              Where did you plagiarize this from?
              Another part of the internet VRWC. And the storyline is borrowed from another joke about a gold telephone

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              • Major Tom
                Very Senior Member - OFC
                • Aug 2009
                • 6181

                #8
                I like it!

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                • kj47
                  Senior Member
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 699

                  #9
                  No one sided coin in that one!

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