If I had a million dollars

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  • dryheat
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 10587

    #1

    If I had a million dollars

    I'd give three quarters of it to lie in bed with her for fifteen minutes.



    No one likes anybody else's music. Mandolin Orange. A great cool name for a band, but someone convinced them that they should change it and the look of the band. Now called Watchhouse.
    Last edited by dryheat; 10-05-2021, 04:47.
    If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.
  • one shot
    Senior Member
    • Jul 2021
    • 534

    #2
    https://youtu.be/zZo7Rt94GzI best to get girls from the vegetable Isle they can cook .

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    • dryheat
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 10587

      #3
      Well, you've got a point there.
      If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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      • dogtag
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 14985

        #4
        Same goes for the Girls from the Sandwich islands

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        • dryheat
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 10587

          #5
          Let's see, girls from the virgin islands, or girls from the promiscuous islands. hmmm.
          If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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          • Vern Humphrey
            Administrator - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 15875

            #6
            A guy visits a brothel in Nevada. "I want Olivia."

            "Are you sure?" says the Madam.

            "I'm sure."

            So Olivia comes down and says, "It's a million dollars a night -- cash up front."

            He hands her a thick envelope and they go upstairs.

            The next night he's back. "I want Olivia."

            So Olivia comes down and says, "It's a million dollars a night -- cash up front. No discounts."

            He hands her a thick envelope and they go upstairs.

            The next night he's back. "I want Olivia."

            So Olivia comes down and says, "It's still a million dollars a night -- cash up front."

            He hands her another thick envelope and they go upstairs.

            The next morning she says, "No man has ever been able to afford me three nights in a row. Who ARE you?"

            And he says, "I'm Bill Clinton. I'm your grandmother's lawyer. She just passed away, and I've come to give you your $3 million dollar inheritance."

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            • one shot
              Senior Member
              • Jul 2021
              • 534

              #7
              slick Willy

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              • Art
                Senior Member, Deceased
                • Dec 2009
                • 9256

                #8
                Many years ago a fellow I know gave one of the best definitions of a "hot woman." He said "a hot woman is a woman who thinks I'm hot."
                Last edited by Art; 10-13-2021, 04:05.

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                • dryheat
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 10587

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Art
                  Many years ago a fellow I know gave one of the best definitions of a "hot woman." He said "a hot woman is a woman who thinks I'm hot."
                  Well there you go.
                  If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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