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  • RED
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 11689

    #1

    New virus spreading

    The NILE Virus, Type C

    We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is already here. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - Type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.

    Symptoms: Causes you
    1. To send the same message twice.
    2. To send a blank message.
    3. To send a message to the wrong person.
    4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you.
    5. To forget to attach the attachment.
    6. To hit SEND before you've finished.
    7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND.
    8. To SEND when you should DELETE.
    It is called the C-NILE virus!

    And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain ? the D-NILE Virus.
  • Merc
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2016
    • 1690

    #2
    Hey! That explains a lot.

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    • rayg
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 7444

      #3
      I think I have it I think I have it!

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      • lyman
        Administrator - OFC
        • Aug 2009
        • 11269

        #4
        next will be an Apple Variant, and then an Android Variant

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        • jjrothWA
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 1148

          #5
          Don't forget the fauccii variant, lt linger and strike again & again.

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          • Major Tom
            Very Senior Member - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 6181

            #6
            And just in time to put into effect mandates and push for mail-in votes in 2022.

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            • kj47
              Senior Member
              • Apr 2013
              • 699

              #7
              I think I have it, what did I just say?

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              • dogtag
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 14985

                #8
                That calls for another shot - or two, Here's to ya

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                • Major Tom
                  Very Senior Member - OFC
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 6181

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dogtag
                  That calls for another shot - or two, Here's to ya
                  Your wish came true LOL. A fifth booster jab has been approved!

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                  • dryheat
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 10587

                    #10
                    I wonder if I got all those boosters how great I'd feel?
                    If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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