Coffee

[kj47]

Geez. you were trying patronize their business & the barstards threw you out!

[Vern Humphrey]

Geez. you were trying patronize their business & the barstards threw you out!

See if I go back THERE again!

[lyman]

I don't know if you all have heard of Gweneth Paltrow -- she's an actress who's a bug on fitness. She says to properly cleanse yourself internally, you need to take periodic coffee enemas.

It may work for HER, but they threw ME out of Starbucks -- and threw my pants out after me!!

just as an FYI,, she also has candles that smell like her mommy parts,

[dryheat]

Ah, boy. Not something I want to recall. Got a colostomy. That involved some insertion. I get Gweneth mixed up with the tall chick that married the guitar player.

[Vern Humphrey]

There is a "magazine" called "Arkansas Times." At the end of the magazine there is a one-page unsigned article. The recent issue had some chick writing about using a marijuana suppository -- in great detail. She ended by saying, "It can also be inserted in the vagina. I'll report on that next month."

[Allen]

I'll report on that next month."

Now you've got everyone on pins and needles waiting for the next report.

[Vern Humphrey]

Now you've got everyone on pins and needles waiting for the next report.

You'll have to subscribe yourself.