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1st woman: Hi, Wanda!
2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How?d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn?t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually, I died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started looking all over the house. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then, I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere! Finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn?t look in the freezer. We?d both still be alive.
2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How?d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn?t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually, I died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started looking all over the house. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then, I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere! Finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn?t look in the freezer. We?d both still be alive.
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