Repent before it is too late.

[S.A. Boggs]

Two pastors have their church on opposite sides of the road. One is helping the other erect this sign, " REPENT, TURN AROUND BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! DO NOT DELAY!" A car comes by screaming about crazy religious types and then speeds on around the corner. Screeching tires and a horrendous crash are heard. One pastor looks at the other one and says," Brother, do you think we should just change the sign to BRIDGE OUT AHEAD?"
I stole this from someone else, so don't blame me!
Sam

[Former Cav]

A variation of that:
Sign says "the end is near"
people drive by screaming about religious freaks etc.
loud crash
should we change the sign to DEAD End?