A moment for bad jokes

[Allen]

Just passing them on.

Son: ?Hey Dad! If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring??
Dad: ??Pilgrims?

[PWC]

Did you hear about the sidewalk?

It's all over town.

[Allen]

No, but I heard about a car turning into a drive way.

[Former Cav]

I'm part Polish SO I CAN TELL THIS. If it hurts your feelings then DON'T read it.
Why are Polish (like people) and polish (like shoe polish) spelled the same?
Cause they don't know chit from shinola anyways !! LAUGH now

[S.A. Boggs]

Reading this thread and now I don't feel so bad telling my jokes to my K9's during the day. As one ages memory is the first to go and darn can I remember how to end this sentence.
Sam