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  • Former Cav
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 2248

    #1

    JOTD

    Xi Jinping, the president of China, went to Guangxi and spoke with the governor about the fine and loyal people of China.

    The governor: "Fine people sure. Loyal? I don't know."
    Xi: "I will show you. Hey you! Come here! What do you do?" Farmer: "I'm a farmer."
    Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government?

    Without hesitation the farmer says yes. Xi turns to the governor with a smile. But he does not look convinced.
    Xi asks the farmer: "if you had two cars, would you give one to the government?"

    Immediate yes from the farmer. The governor then asks if he may ask a question. Xi agrees.

    Governor: "If you had two cows, would you give one to the government."

    Farmer: "No. Never. Please don't ask me that."

    Xi is confused: "But you'd give a house and car, why not a cow?"

    Farmer: "I actually HAVE two cows."

  • Allen
    Moderator
    • Sep 2009
    • 10691

    #2
    Yep. Talk is cheap.

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