During my lunch hour today I went to a local gun store where my son works. He has standing orders to inform me of any and all 03s and A3s that come in for sale (even the sporterized ones). Well, there he was with this huge Cheshire Cat grin splitting his face when I walked in. He says "Hey Dad, we got a 1903A1 in the back." (Bestill my pounding heart ... just what I've been searching for.)
Then he lowers his voice and the Cheshire Cat grin turned into a Grinch grimace and he says "But it's not for sale, the customer needs some work done. (Oh, spawn of Satan thou hast brought me down to the fiery depths!)
I glanced over the counter into the back room and saw a sweet looking 03A1 with leather sling. So, I ask him what's wrong with it. He says "Nothing." He then holds up a flatish metal ramp thingy and continues "He wants this scope ramp mounted."
With best meek and mild voice I say "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" The whole store stopped and looked at me.
Thinking he might be a Gen-X or Millinniel kid who wants a hunting rifle I said that I would trade him my pristine 30.06 Ruger M77 RS with a scope for his rifle.
My son says "No Dad, he's about your age and a re-enactor who wants to portray a sniper theme for his group.
Needless to say the rest of my day was ruined.
"Oh, the humanity!"
Then he lowers his voice and the Cheshire Cat grin turned into a Grinch grimace and he says "But it's not for sale, the customer needs some work done. (Oh, spawn of Satan thou hast brought me down to the fiery depths!)
I glanced over the counter into the back room and saw a sweet looking 03A1 with leather sling. So, I ask him what's wrong with it. He says "Nothing." He then holds up a flatish metal ramp thingy and continues "He wants this scope ramp mounted."
With best meek and mild voice I say "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" The whole store stopped and looked at me.
Thinking he might be a Gen-X or Millinniel kid who wants a hunting rifle I said that I would trade him my pristine 30.06 Ruger M77 RS with a scope for his rifle.
My son says "No Dad, he's about your age and a re-enactor who wants to portray a sniper theme for his group.
Needless to say the rest of my day was ruined.
"Oh, the humanity!"


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