Pole Dancing, Foosball, and Poker May Soon Become Olympic Sports!

[sid]

I kid you not. What the hell will they include next? Sexual threesomes?

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2017/10/18/olympics-may-soon-feature-pole-dancing-foosball-and-poker.html

[clintonhater]

What the hell will they include next?

Nose picking, I hope; my chance to go for the gold.

[sid]

After giving the matter much thought, I believe that Farting should be included. Why should the Olympics be limited to young, healthy athletes? Isn't this is obvious age discrimination. By listing Farting as a featured sport, it would open the field to many new participants with a great deal of experience. People of all ages, nationalities, religion and races could compete on equal terms. Just think what it would do for World Peace.

It would also present us with a unique political opportunity to mend fences with the liberals. We could demand that only Democrats and members of the mainstream media be allowed to become judges. The only problem I foresee is whether it should be an indoor or outdoor sport.

[JB White]

Pole dancing should be pretty good.



The Polish fencing team always did good work.

[Allen]

After giving the matter much thought, I believe that Farting should be included. Why should the Olympics be limited to young, healthy athletes? Isn't this is obvious age discrimination. By listing Farting as a featured sport, it would open the field to many new participants with a great deal of experience. People of all ages, nationalities, religion and races could compete on equal terms. Just think what it would do for World Peace.

It would also present us with a unique political opportunity to mend fences with the liberals. We could demand that only Democrats and members of the mainstream media be allowed to become judges. The only problem I foresee is whether it should be an indoor or outdoor sport.

An excellent suggestion. Might I add "lit farting"? It would add a little excitement, perhaps reduce odor and be a form of measurement for the fart. I would think that extremely fat people would have the advantage having larger stomachs and intestines though. Perhaps this would be a good alternative for Sumo wrestlers that don't make the cut for wrestling. You might even see Moochelle there.

[sid]

+1 on that Allen. I think Moochelle would be an excellent competitor. She once left a fart out of her bedroom window and killed a Yak in the Himalayas.

[Tommy]

How bout we send Hillary, Nancy P., maxiene W., and Diane F.? We’re sure to win because even the judges wouldn’t watch that!

Tommy

[Major Tom]

There was or maybe still is a farting contest somewhere in England. I wouldn't win any fart contest. I never could produce a fart when I wanted to. Besides, at 72, I don't trust my farts anymore! 8-/

[Allen]

at 72, I don't trust my farts anymore! 8-/

In one of Jack Nicholson's movies, "The Bucket List" I believe, he was recollecting things he had learned in life and he said "you can never trust a fart".