Sky Dick

[bruce]

Dumb stuff. People do it all the time. This business ... not much different than predecessors who flew under bridges, buzzed towers, etc. But, nowadays, ubiquitous cell phone cameras make it about impossible for someone to act like a kid. $60K/hr. for this stunt? No so much in a world of overpriced wrenches and toilets. Or at least the stories are told of such overpriced stuff. This ... it's like someone's mama once said, "Stupid is as stupid does." Hopefully contrary to conventional wisdom, there is a cure for stupid. Getting a career canned just might be the cure. Other monkeys see the cure ... decide not to do stupid stuff. JMHO. Sincerely. bruce.

[blackhawknj]

EM are usually far more severely punished for doing a lot less. "Career ending" ? Like the idiot woman who gave the finger to Trump's motorcade. If you can't express yourself in a civil and mature manner and have to resort to vulgarity and crudeness...blame the face in the mirror.

[Mark in Ottawa]

Perhaps he was advertising his wares

[rkohut]

A female may have beaten him to it

At least according to this story ---> "Meet the groundbreaking female Navy pilot who’s been drawing sky vulvas for years"

https://www.duffelblog.com/2017/11/first-woman-navy-fighter-pilot-admits-to-drawing-sky-vulva/

[Ken The Kanuck]

I thought it was a hat.

KTK

[RED]

At least according to this story ---> "Meet the groundbreaking female Navy pilot who’s been drawing sky vulvas for years"

https://www.duffelblog.com/2017/11/f...ing-sky-vulva/

Now that is funny... And she made O-5, that is outfreakingstanding!!! She is a fighter pilot right out of the old school!!! Haughty, irrelevant, and insolent... the exact traits of a USN fighter pilot!!! That's why they were the best in the world.

But, all that initiative and upmanship that once defined the essence of a "fighter pilot," has been purged from the the military... or so I thought. The Sky Dick may well be proof I am wrong.

My friend USMC Capt. Joe Rowland once got a letter of reprimand because he wasn't wearing his "cover," (his flight helmet) on the tarmac. It was 120 degrees out there and we had just made a emergency landing... but some ashhole USMC bird Colonel saw us and put us on report. Joe, simply said, "OK, a letter of reprimand is better than nothing at mail call."

[Richard Turner/Turner Saddlery]

The pilot was paying homage to his squadron commander.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/11/22/na...tess-stickles/

[Allen]

You know on the Batman movies the police shine a bat shaped beacon into the sky when they want Batman. I'm wondering if the light footed guys from San Francisco are taking note of this.

[oscars]

"Now that is funny... And she made O-5"
Since when is a navy captain and O-5? always has been an O-6.

[leftyo]

"Now that is funny... And she made O-5"
Since when is a navy captain and O-5? always has been an O-6.

youd kind of expect a former naval officer to know simple stuff like that wouldnt you? lol

[JB White]

The pilot was paying homage to his squadron commander.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/11/22/na...tess-stickles/

From the article:

"It’s possible that an investigation could lead to a designation of sexual harassment, in which case service members involved may suffer from formal counseling......."

That's worse than whacking their pee-pee!

[leftyo]

From the article:

"It’s possible that an investigation could lead to a designation of sexual harassment, in which case service members involved may suffer from formal counseling......."

That's worse than whacking their pee-pee!

in laymans terms, the offending idiot will be politely asked to not do that any more, while the entire rest of the navy will have to waste their time going through more sexual harrassment training, because of a select few tards.

[RED]

There is a lot we don't know about this. First, who was the pilot, and second why hasn't the Navy come forward with more information?

There is no way in Hell the Navy doesn't know the W's, who, what, when, where and why. If this was done by a Ltjg, a Lt, or even a LCDR his butt would have been before the mast, most riki tiki, and he would have been out of town on the first COD.

Something else is at play here, I don't know what.... An Admiral's son? Is there a Ltjg Bush out there?

[RED]

Ok, a FA-18 crew has been disciplined... “suspended,” for 6 months but didn’t lose their wings. In the old days such a entry on your fitness report would end your career anyway. Maybe not today because of the shortage of aviators.

[pmclaine]

I cant wait until history Channel does this event on Aces.

Pilot - We were at 40,000 feet with unlimited visibility and clean air. Our 6 was clear and I said to my WSO "Sh!% I forgot to check off the box for "I will not draw dicks in the sky" on preflight and the ground officer had cleared me.

WSO - I said "Dare you."

Pilot - I enrichened the fuel and before you knew it I was pulling hard - Huh get it? Pulling Hard. I crack myself up. Anyway, Im pulling hard right G. Im Hiccing like a motherxxxxer. WSO is telling me he is going pin point and Im urging him to stay with me. Before you know it I had a perfect right nut

WSO - Those balls were hairy - Huh xxxxing riot! Hairy balls. God I love being a Naval avi8tor.

Pilot - So I struck hard left rudder and we were into the left nut. We are both squeezing ass - our own mind you not each others - trying to keep G at bay. I knew Id catch some heat for drawing skycock but if I went out and lost the ship my mates would never forgive my soul for failing this mission. Killed drawing cock was not in my plans today.

WSO - I felt the sweet relief as he gave me the shaft. G went to 0 and I had to warn him to watch the speed. We would certainly be flying desk for this but Im not paying for windows on these cock gazing liberals below us.

Pilot - The shaft was a thing of beauty. What a performer our plane was and no one could fly it better than me. Before you knew it Im pulling my stick - huh xxxxing get it? - left and Im into the glans. It was perfect round, Sh!# I wanted to suck it.

WSO - Im like "Hic, hic"

Pilot - So I clean our attitude and its a race back to the oysters. I hit the finish line and clean my fuel burn with perfect timing of course.

WSO - I wanted to go back and draw some veins on the shaft and sh!# but "Maverick" is like only so many pounds of fuel or some stupid sh!#.

Pilot - I wanted to get back to base and start a rumour I saw an Air Force plane up there.