Evidence shows CUBS fans must be suspended for the first half of the season!

[Tommy]

yes my friends, concrete proof that they have LUSTED in their hearts for a World Series has surfaced! How can the players perform thier duties under such harrassment, and wanton unrestricted behavure in the work place?


Tommy

[JB White]

Ok...OK...I'm guilty. I got away with it since the 50's but now the truth is out. While I'm at it...I may as well confess I'm a closet Astros fan as well. As a matter of fact I just bought myself a new Christmas present and it should be here on Tuesday.

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[togor]

Well JB you could be something far worse....a White Sox fan, for example.

[JB White]

There are no White Sox fans. Only Anti-Cubs devil worshipers dressed in black. Always praying to the master of the Underworld, "Please...please let the Sox finish with a better record than the North Side". Have to feel a little sorry for them though. They were given 108 years to best the Cubs in the number of total championships and they couldn't do it. Couldn't even get half the number of pennants. That's what selling your soul to the Dark Side does for ya. They even once named their ballpark "Sell Your Field".

So, watch your tongue when saying that three letter word around a Cubs fan. We are the faithful ones.

[togor]

As a kid I sold hot dogs, Pepsi, peanuts, etc. in the seats of Milwaukee County Stadium. Nice summer job, I averaged over $20/hr while selling, and that was 100% commission, 16.23% of the gross.

I learned to hate it when the Sox fans came to town to watch their club play the Brewers. Milwaukee people are for the most part honest polite folks. Sox fans on a road trip were for the most part drunken A-holes who give you a ten and demand change for a twenty. (I'm sure I told that story before).

Northsiders at least have a little class about them.

[Tommy]

It’s been long known that cub fan females are the best to date, after all, they aren’t expecting a ring.

Tommy

[togor]

It’s been long known that cub fan females are the best to date, after all, they aren’t expecting a ring.

Tommy

Now Tommy that IS a good one!

[JB White]

It’s been long known that cub fan females are the best to date, after all, they aren’t expecting a ring.

Tommy

That was good. I wonder if it's still true? At least they now know there is a possibility and they're even more pleased that we Cubs fans never quit.
I knew gals that wouldn't date Cardinals fans. They said the only ring they would probably get would be the one he left around the tub.....once a month at best.

[JB White]

As a kid I sold hot dogs, Pepsi, peanuts, etc. in the seats of Milwaukee County Stadium. Nice summer job, I averaged over $20/hr while selling, and that was 100% commission, 16.23% of the gross.

I learned to hate it when the Sox fans came to town to watch their club play the Brewers. Milwaukee people are for the most part honest polite folks. Sox fans on a road trip were for the most part drunken A-holes who give you a ten and demand change for a twenty. (I'm sure I told that story before).

Northsiders at least have a little class about them.

They get worse than that. At Super Bowl 20 A few rowdy bastards mugged a New England Patriots fan robbing him of his hat, starter jacket, and t-shirt then tossing them off the upper deck of the Superdome. Then they came after the two New England businessmen seated next to me. I was first to stand in defiance but it took just a split second for the rest to stand and protect them. Scuffle began but the police arrived riki-tik to make the arrests. During the struggle however it was discovered the loudest of the three a-holes was wearing a Sox shirt with his Bears gear.
The White Sox aren't a bad team. They're just unfortunate to have such a lousy fan base...for the most part. Only about one in ten actually understand baseball. About three in the remaining nine are able to spell it.