This Global Warming crap is getting really tiresome ...

[dogtag]

Now it's going to cause the dearth of chocolate.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-30-years.html

If all the animals have drowned along with the entire
coast to coast population because global warming has
caused fifty foot tides to sweep across the land then who
the Hell will be left to worry about a chocolate shortage ?

[JB White]

circa 2050:
"Hundred grand bar" is more than just a name...it's the price!

[Tommy]

Well Here in St. Louis we have a lot of global warming. Why in warmed all the way up to seven below zero yesterday morning! Looks like JB’s Cubs Will have to take up hockey or skiing.

Tommy

[Allen]

One of the readers comments to this article was:

"you've only got to look in my fridge to see how it can't survive in the cold as well!"

If there is any truth or could be any truth to this article. Cocoa will simply be grown in cooler climate areas.

[JB White]

Well Here in St. Louis we have a lot of global warming. Why in warmed all the way up to seven below zero yesterday morning! Looks like JB’s Cubs Will have to take up hockey or skiing.

Tommy

Three years of the Cubs besting the Cards is really bothering you. Isn't it? LOL Tommy ol' boy, talk to me someday when the Cards are back on top...ahead of the Cubs and Brewers! Hopefully it happens before that red shrine to the McDonalds Arch becomes a mud wrestling pit

Golden escalators to carry the red-clad pilgrims into their lofty perches. Great food. Washing it all down with Bud? That's not right. I told you that renaming the constellations wouldn't help. Who calls stars names like Dizzy, Musial, Brock etc? That's SICK!